really funny jokes

really funny jokes


A father buys a robot that slaps you if you lie.


Father: Son, where were you today?

Son: At school. The robot slaps the son.

Son: Okay I went to the museum. ! The robot slaps his son again.

Son: Okay I was watching violent movies!

Dad: What?! When I was your age I never watched those kinds of movies! The robot slaps the dad.

Mom: Haha, after all, he is your son. The robot slaps the mom.