one liner jokes

one liner jokes

  • Small boy: mom, when my friends grow up, with whom am I going to play?
  • Teacher: How old is your father? Student: I don’t know. He has been living with us for many years. 
  • Wife: we have to fire the driver. He was about to kill me three times. Husband: lets give him a fourth chance. 
  • Taxi driver: where are you going madam? Lady: I don’t even tell my husband. Do you think that I will tell you ?