laffy taffy jokes

laffy taffy jokes

1: What room has no walls?
A mushroom!

2: Why is a swordfish’s nose 11 inches long?
If it was 12 inches long it would be a foot!

3: What is smarter than a talking bird?
A spelling bee!

4: How can you tell the ocean is friendly?
It waves

5: What’s black, white, green and bumpy?
A pickle wearing a tuxedo!

6: What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Beef jerky!

7: Why did the strawberry cross the road?
His mother was in a jam

8: What did the sidewalk do when he heard a funny joke?
It cracked up.

9: Why did the Dalmatian need glasses?
He was seeing spots

10: In France, what do frogs eat?
French flies

11: What did the digital clock say to its mom?
Look mom, no hands!

12: What has 10 letters and starts with gas?

13: Why was the tomato red?
Because it saw the salad dressing!

14: How do you fix a broken jack o’ lantern?
You use a pumpkin patch

15: Who’s in charge of the corn?
The kernal!

16: What did one nut say to the other nut when he sneezed?

17: What did the melon say when she was asked to be married?
I cantelope!