jokes for kids

jokes for kids


Teacher: what is the thing that does not dissolve in water?

Student: Fish, sir.


Teacher: does anyone have a question at the beginning of the school year?

Student: When will holidays come?


Teacher: Who wants to go to the moon?

All students raised their hands except one. 

Teacher : and you, my satisfaction why do not you want to go to the moon.

Student: because my father asked me to return home immediately after school.


Teacher:  where do we find  Gold?

Student: in my mother hands.