husband wife nonveg jokes

husband wife nonveg jokes

A nonveg Indian was sitting watching T.V. His wife came and slapped him.

Husband: why did you slap me?

Wife: I found this piece of paper in your jacket with a name of Jackie. Who is Jackie?

Husband: it is the name of the horse I cheer for in the race.

After five minutes the husband’s mobile rang. His wife took the mobile read the name of the caller and gave it to him saying: your horse is calling.