hey google tell me a joke

hey google tell me a joke

 

A bored man opened google and typed : hey google tell me a joke . Google didn’t answer him with a joke. So, the man asked again ; hey google tell me a joke.

Google : leave me alone , man. I am tired . 

Man: what are you talking about ? You are a machine , and machines don’t get tired, so hey google tell me a joke.

Google : Come and do my work, then judge yourself. 

Man : what happened my friend Google ? 

Google: All the day I receive stupid questions and now you come along shouting : hey google tell me a joke.

Google: These are some questions I have been asked :

  1. I swallowed an ice cube whole, and haven’t pooped it out. Is it stuck ?
  2. is the hunger game movie based on a true story ?
  3. Are there birds in Canada ?
  4. How can I am sure I am the real mom of my kids ?
  5. Can I lose weight by rubbing my stomach ?
  6. Can I tell by the smell of my husband’s gas if he has been cheating ?
  7. Do you think NASA invented thunderstorms to cover the sound of space battles ?
  8. If batman parents are dead, then how was he born ?
  9. What did my dad just said to me ?
  10. Do you think humans will ever walk on the sun?

 

Man : LOL