hey google tell me a joke
A bored man opened google and typed : hey google tell me a joke . Google didn’t answer him with a joke. So, the man asked again ; hey google tell me a joke.
Google : leave me alone , man. I am tired .
Man: what are you talking about ? You are a machine , and machines don’t get tired, so hey google tell me a joke.
Google : Come and do my work, then judge yourself.
Man : what happened my friend Google ?
Google: All the day I receive stupid questions and now you come along shouting : hey google tell me a joke.
Google: These are some questions I have been asked :
- I swallowed an ice cube whole, and haven’t pooped it out. Is it stuck ?
- is the hunger game movie based on a true story ?
- Are there birds in Canada ?
- How can I am sure I am the real mom of my kids ?
- Can I lose weight by rubbing my stomach ?
- Can I tell by the smell of my husband’s gas if he has been cheating ?
- Do you think NASA invented thunderstorms to cover the sound of space battles ?
- If batman parents are dead, then how was he born ?
- What did my dad just said to me ?
- Do you think humans will ever walk on the sun?
Man : LOL