Harassed husband funny jokes

Harassed husband : Sir , I am married for 15 years . Whenever we quarrel , my wife calling her brother from Moscow , who comes by next flight, punches me black and blue and flies back. My wife pays for tickets using my credit card. Please help me !

Counsellor : I am very sorry to know your situation, in today’s world , this has become quite common for most of us. Best it for you to shift to Moscow, so that u can at least save the airfares.