funniest jokes

funniest jokes

An arrogant writer got into a boat. After few minutes of sailing, the arrogant man said to the sailor: Have you ever read any of my books?

Sailor: No.

Writer: You lost half of your life then.

The weather became stormy and they boat was about to drawn.

Sailor: do you know how to swim?

Writer: No.

Sailor: then you lost all your life.