dark humor joke

dark humor joke


dark humor joke boy

A man and a little boy are walking through the woods one night. The boy turns to the man and says “Mister, I’m scared.”

You’re scared?” replies the man. “I’m the one who’s gonna have to walk all the way back to the car by myself.”


dark humor joke knock knock


“Knock Knock”

“Who’s there?”


“John who?”

John broke down into tears as his Mother’s Alzheimer’s had gotten progressively worse.


dark humor joke policemen


How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They arrest the bulb for being broke and beat the room for being black.


seatbelt dark humor joke


Why did the child cross the road?

Because he didn’t wear a seatbelt


dark humor joke knock on the door


Where did Susan go after the bomb fell? Everywhere.

Often followed by:

Knock Knock? Who’s there? Not Susan.